waiting for a reply for ages then finding out it was your turn to reply all along
HELLO YES 999 I JSUT ATE A VERY MOULDY BLUEBERRY BY MISTAKE AND ID LIKE MY TONGUE REMOVED
999? You mean 911?
I think if I ordered an ambulance from America I’d be a little bit scuppered since I livE IN ENGLAND AND ITS AN AWFULLY LONG DRIVE
if you wake me up by turning on all the lights, there’s a 100% chance that I’ve already started planning 10 different ways to kill you
"promo for promo?" - kendall and harry
iOS 7 more like iOS 7% of my battery left.